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NBB Real Life #95

EPISODE 95 Recap: Allie: here mom *puts a plate on the table* Laura: *reading the newspaper, looks up* this is the first time youve made breakfast since never Allie: *smiles and sits down* im just excited Laura: about tomorrow? Allie: yeah Laura: you should beWhat girl gets to travel the country with her boyfriend? Allie: exactly *still smiling* (with natnalex) Alex: Mommy? Can you help me pack? Polly: Alex I thought we agreed you were a big boy now? Alex: butbut *tears* Polly: come on *walks into his room* Nat: *laughs* (Nat finishes eating and walks to his room to pack, Michael follows) Nat: Hey Dad. Michael: Nat, we need to talk. Nat: talk. *packs his underwear* Michael: i bought you and Allie something. (scary Music starts) Nat: what the? MIchael: Alex, turn of that music. From outside the room: KAY DAD! (the music stops ) Michael: as i said, i bought you something. Nat: what is it? Michael: ... *shows him* i know what youre thinking Nat. Nat: is that a.... condom? Michael: yes son, i hope youre smarrt.. and wont have time to use it.. but no.. you have to use it.. i mean! NO!! Nat:you mean, if i wanna DO it, i should use it, i know Dad.... Michael: good then. . (Walks out) Nat: Oh boy *packs the condom* (With alex and polly) Alex: mommy? Can I bring this? *holds up a dead bird* Polly: Is it one of your stuffed animals? Alex: *smells it then gags* Im pretty sure its real Polly: *gasps* Alex!! Get rid of it!! Alex: *throws it in his suitcase* Polly: Not There!!! Alex <b>...</b>

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Love is bigger (JB love story) episode 79 part 2

WARNING : if you dont want Justin and Lauren to have sex then dont read this episode and just wait for the next episode! If youre still gonna read it then I know youre not gonna like it! To all the dirty minded people out there : here is the episode you all have been waiting for! Justin : *walks to the bathroom and closes the door behind him* Lauren : *sits down on the couch and kicks her high heels out* POV : omg, my feet hurt. I turned the television on and watched some MTV. After a while. Justin : *comes out of the shower * (picture him walking towards you in his boxer with wet hair) Lauren : hey sexy. Justin : hey *smiles and sits next to her* Lauren : now you smell good again. *smiles* Justin : *smiles back and leans in to kiss her* Lauren : *kisses him* POV : he still blows me away every time he kisses me. While kissing him I stood up, he followed me. Justin slowly pushed me towards the bed. I walk backwards trying no to fall, that would be awkward! Justin was still kissing me, omg hes such a good kisser! If he would get an award for everything that he was good at then he should buy an extra house just to put his awards in there. Justins POV: while we walked to the bed, still kissing, I thought about the fact that I have to go back to Atlanta on Monday. Witch means that I cant see Lauren for 2 months. I better give her enough love tonight so that she can last out those 2 months without me, and I can last out without her. Lauren : *pushed him away softly* Justin <b>...</b>

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GAH DOESNT NICHOLAS LOOK SO FREAKEN SEXY! SHEESH lucky girl lucky girl :P ---- Hello my lovely readers! Hows it going? ITS SATURDAY!!! YAYA !! Hope all of you are Having a blast in your summer break! Thanks so much for voting For my selena oneshot I wont say who one it probably obvious Who everyone wanted haha I dont blame you for picking him [: Ima up date the most wanted stories so pick one ! It will be a marathon of 5 episodes back to back ! And ill be posting a my mini series of about 5 eps [: OH MY JEMI!!!! I HAVE 468 SUBS! WOW I LOVE YOU girls and who ever else reads my stories [; I cant believe I have that many you girls are awesome! High 5! Alright I promised you guys a mini series that will be about 5 eps im not sure but yea.. Ill post today [: and many of you wanted "find your love" and "stripping wings" ill post 2 chapters of stripping wings since its almost done! And my goal was to finish "fears of life" but I couldnt /: I have so much to do summer school, practice, and being a teenager! And oh yes working! But I will finish soon Im hoping this week .. IMPORTANT!!! FEARS OF LIFE!! INFO!! oh and about fears of life!!! it cant be nicks baby! impossible since he never did demi from the front [: and he always wore a condom! its joes becasue he took her from the front with no condom! and i know nemi blegh! i dont like that either haha but it was fun [: and yepp! Oh add my back up account I have to video stories up! www.youtube.com Alright !! Vote for which story <b>...</b>

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