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High School Party (Girl) w/Lyrics

If you want to download for free, go here: www.youtube.com Yes, I listened to the song and wrote these lyrics out. High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda; Wheres the soda? Am I the only fuckin person here that likes soda? I see you from across the crowd I said, "The party is bumpin and the music is loud." Youre really drunk and youre lookin sad Its like a date rape ad Girl; then we start to dance and Girl; baby this is romance Girl; Im startin to grow down below Shit; Why did I wear sweat pants? Girl; Your body is like what Conjunction Junction, thats a fine ass but Im like a cashew in a lollipop Just keep suckin til ya get to the nut And I said, "Lets rob an Asian kitchen or stroll down the block." Either way girl, were takin a walk (wok)...nothin? Youre gonna love me the way my uncle did Except youre not gonna go to court for doin it Be a guillotine or my girl instead Either way, youre givin me head Im onna love you, baby, the right way Shorty with a body lookin hotty when I say girl When I say girl We go into the bedroom Exchanging nervous laughter Whys it called dry humping if I always need a towel after? You spread your naked legs And I see that wound that never healed Even though youre yellin for me I can tell your lips are sealed Were both aware of my erection You ask if I have protection I say, "Uh well no- I m- I tried to buy em once I was in a convenience store my old baby sitter walked in <b>...</b>

-Graphic Jonas Story-ep.2- " Girl you got me going crazy"

*Nick* I get to see kate again!!!! Kate is my girlfriend... sister to Mercadies... we call her mercy... who is Joes bestfriend. Ive known her since i lived in NJ we met when i was four, when Joe and Mercy started to be friends... our families are so close when we moved to cali, Kate moved just down the street, its so far but theres really only a couple houses between us, because each house has so much land, where in the nowhere part of cali. When we arrived home the next day at 12 i walked to Kates I went walked to her door and knocked. Mercy answered. Nick: Hi mer- Mercy: Cant talk... fancy lunch with Joe. She ran out the the house and walked up to kates room which the door was open. I saw her blonde hiar that was layered a little sorter in the front, and long side bangs just past her cheeck bones. She was at her computer. I sat on her pink round bed and she turned to see who was in her room. Kate: NICK! Nick: Suprise! It has been six months... long ass tour. She sat on my lap so that we were face to face. Kate: I love you Nick. Her bright blue eyes pierced my heart with one look. NIck: I love you too kate. she put her head on my shoulder and hugged me tight, i hugged her back, damn i love this girl... i want more of her... sex... but thats wrong. she scootched a little closer to me and it felt like she was grinding me... i better move so she doesnt notice my boner. *With Joe* Mercy pulled up in her blue convertable. She got out, her medium length brown hair was curled <b>...</b>

I'm a Pug! Woop - Morphing REMIX

Create your own at www.animatephotos.com Become a fan on Facebook at www.facebook.com Get the mp3 here: www.myspace.com Lyrics Yo, we on the remix tip, We about to break it off Im a pug in the club Doing what I love Just giving it a rub All the ladies Want to get with me Cause Im a dog From another galaxy P to the U to the triple G The life Im living is a fantasy I got goo goo eyes dont need to beg so just chill while I hump your leg Im a pug, (hes a pug) Whatcha gonna do? Im a pug, ...woop Im a pug in the club and a Gangsta too Chewing bones, Making money Wearing sweaters Looking funny Back on up, Why you dissing, Youre just jealous cause the ladies be kissing Me, the original PUG Break it down Snort Snort - ahahahaha Yo girl, I just wanted to say sorry about last night ya know... that was messed up Im a pug, (hes a pug) Whatcha gonna do? Im a pug, woop woop Im a pug in the club and a Gangsta too!

IM A PUG! WOOP! /w lyrics

music from www.myspace.com photos from www.photobucket.com Yo, we on the remix tip, We about to break it off Im a pug in the club Doing what I love Just giving it a rub All the ladies Want to get with me Cause Im a dog From another galaxy P to the U to the triple G The life Im living is a fantasy I got goo goo eyes dont need to beg so just chill while I hump your leg Im a pug, (hes a pug) Whatcha gonna do? Im a pug, ...woop Im a pug in the club and a Gangsta too Chewing bones, Making money Wearing sweaters Looking funny Back on up, Why you dissing, Youre just jealous cause the ladies be kissing Me, the original PUG Break it down Snort Snort - ahahahaha Yo girl, I just wanted to say sorry about last night ya know... that was messed up Im a pug, (hes a pug) Whatcha gonna do? Im a pug, woop woop Im a pug in the club and a Gangsta too!

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I want to hump this one girl's leg!
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Sat Jan 2 9:41:05 EST 2010

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Comments:(2)

#1) Well, that would be Safe Sex, because you couldn't knock her up that way.

(Unless, after you jizzed on her leg, the little bastard ass sperms crawled up her leg, and swam up into her pussy hole anyhow.).
Anonymous

Sun Jan 3 14:27:25 2010

#2) Dude needs to aim higher.
Anonymous

Tue Jan 5 8:29:20 2010

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